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Home Kwenyu kunachongolewa - Kisii Style The Worst 12

I had to notice this Kisii guys and girls had a deadly Kenyan Mchongono going about "KWENYU".
I wonder what will happen to the chapo photocopier when the average kenyan home will have less than 2 siblings.

Here are the worst 12:

1. Kwenyu mko wengi mpaka mkipika Chapo mnaziphotocopy ndio zitoshe.
2. Kwenyu mko wengi mpaka kuna roll call mkiamka na mkilala.
3. Kwenyu ni wengi mpaka mkifungua mlango asubuhi mnamwagika kwenda nje.
4. Kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka mna parallel programme
5. Kwenyu hamna choo, mnatuma wageni msituni na jembe.
6. Kwenyu mnakula sukuma wiki na mkate
7. Kwenyu mko wengi mpaka mnatumia Megarider kuingia
8. Hati Kwenyu ni kuchafu mpaka mende zinavalia slippers.
9. Shagz za kwenyu ni-dry mpaka ng’ombe ukamuliwa maziwa powder
10. Nyumbani kwenyu ni kusafi mpaka hamuhitaji choo....
11. Nyumba yenu ni kubwa sana mpaka ndani yake kuna round-about.
12. Unajidai na kwenu mwenye analala poa, analalia kiti cha baiskeli

If you have another "Kwenyu" oriented mchongono post it as a comment.

posted by Life Dancer @ Thursday, May 25, 2006